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1. Sometimes my neighbors love my music so much that they invite the police to listen.
   
2. And for my next magic trick, I`ll walk down a street and turn into a bar.
   
3. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program
   
4. If you check Page 4, Paragraph 16, Subsection (d), right after the section on Video Game usage, but before the Book Report Procrastination provision and the No Face Piercings, Ever Amendment , you will that see that I am, in fact, and I quote: "the boss of you."
   
5. RUN? I thought you said Rum. I quit.
   
6. While waiting for the right person, have fun with the wrong one.
   
7. Having a bit of a lazy day, sitting in my underwear looking for jobs online ... My boss doesn`t look amused
   
8. "I wanna f*ck you so hard right now." "What?!?" "Damn autocorrect, I meant hey."
   
9. Never scratch your a$$ with chocolate on your fingers.
   
10. At the urinal, please keep your eyes forward and your conversations limited to weather, sports or beer.
    
11. Some of the happiest years of a woman`s life are when she`s 29.
    
12. In the interest of improving the workplace, my company has put up signs that say: CAUTION. OPEN DOORS SLOWLY ... My best time so far is 7 min.
    
13. My new diet is not buying things at the store that make the cashier say wow someone`s having a party
    
14. You wanna know where I`m ticklish? Hawaii.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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