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Sunday January 05, 2025


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  1. Teaching your own mother how to use Facebook is like willingly signing your own death warrant
  2. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then go find somebody whose life gave them vodka and throw a party.
  3. I woke up hungover to the sound of my neighbor mowing the lawn. I figure he`ll just have to mow around me. I`m not moving.
  4. This girl next to me in class has a piece of tape over her laptop webcam. This can only mean she’s made some serious mistakes in her past…
  5. Some of the best things in life...are mistakes.
  6. Sometimes you`ve got to ask yourself: `Why am I talking to myself?`
  7. A good lawyer knows the law ... A great lawyer knows the judge.
  8. Nothing says "friend zone" quite like a girl saying "you`re like a brother to me." (Disregard this message if you`re from Alabama)
  9. Sorry I said "at least it`s healthy" when you asked me how cute your baby was.
  10. My leadership experience is pretty much limited to those three consecutive days in first grade when I was line leader.
  11. I ordered a pizza when my wife went into labor. Thad ad said, "buy a pizza, and get free delivery.
  12. Sometimes I watch sports holding an xbox controller just to screw with my girlfriend`s head.
  13. My stove top knob reads, LO | 2 | 4 | 6 | 8 | 10 | HI......so what is Med-High, Medium Low?...They just need to lay it out for me in numbers! Like "set stove top to 8." no wait, 9.? Food manufacturerers and stove manufactuerers need to get toghether on this! So let me see,..... (me thinking)....if ten is high...5 is medium that means 7.5..... WAIT!.....low would be 0 so HI would be 12???....WTF!!! forget about simmer!........HEY KIDS! WHO WANTS PIZZA!
  14. If you have to tell us that you`ve been going to the gym, you probably need to go more often....




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