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1. There would be fewer problems with children if they had to chop wood to keep the television set going.
   
2. The adult version of Operation is trying not to break a tortilla chip while dipping it into a jar of salsa.
   
3. My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I`m camping, I won`t be covered.
   
4. why does a round pizza comes in a square box?
   
5. Dear grumpy people: donuts are only $.99
   
6. I`m at an age where I no longer want to marry a doctor for his money, but rather for the prescription medications he can provide.
   
7. I can`t wait to get home and have make-up sex! ... I`ve been arguing all day with myself.
   
8. One square left on the toilet roll and no extras in the cupboard. Well played, honey. Well played.
   
9. A group of toddlers is called a migraine
   
10. I don`t understand fat poor people. What are you eating? Broken hopes and dreams?
    
11. I’m Not Arguing. I’m Simply Explaining Why I’m Right.
    
12. Boobs are to men what light bulbs are to moths.
    
13. Today feels like a stay in bed, pull the blankets over your head, and pretend you`re on an adventure in a kangaroo`s pouch type of day
    
14. Someone smells like cigarettes and bad decisions.......Oh it`s me? Sorry about that.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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