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Wednesday December 25, 2024


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  1. Fish must be excellent drivers. Very rarely do you hear about fish getting into car accidents.
  2. 3yo just yelled "face-five!" & slapped his brother in the face. I`m totally using that at work tomorrow.
  3. A word of advice, stay on my good side. My good side is in Hawaii.
  4. Apparently a good way to get asked to leave the gym is to move a treadmill behind a guy on a stationary bike and pretend you`re angrily chasing him.
  5. So she asked me "Do these pants make my butt look big?" And I said, "Not at all dear .. its the fat that does that." So now I´m single again.
  6. It`s not working. I`ve napped every day this week at work and not a single raise or promotion. Sleeping my way to the top was a stupid idea.
  7. The new neighbors moved in today. I brought them a box of condoms to show how much I don`t want anymore children living on our street.
  8. I don`t think America should elect a president in 2016. We need to be single for a few years and find ourselves.
  9. hey single people..tomorrow is officially `rebound day` after all the ridiculously high romantic expectations end in `epic fail`
  10. Having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave your house.
  11. My wife complains about everything I do. It`s like she doesn`t know there are "Sexy singles in my area" that want to meet with me.
  12. If you can`t read the bottom of the eye chart, spell something dirty. Eye doctors love that sh!t.
  13. Words and phrases I hope do not appear in my obituary: "Skeletal remains", "Dumpster", "Beyond recognition", "Decapitated", "Dental records", "Shallow grave", "Strewn", and "Suicide by Cop."
  14. I had a bit of a lazy day sitting in my underwear looking for jobs online. My boss was furious.




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