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1. Anyone else immediately turn down the car radio the second you think you might be lost?
   
2. It was awkward when she said, "And yet your feet are so big."
   
3. I saw that! - Karma
   
4. I am not bossy, I just know how to do things the right way.
   
5. I’m still waiting for the episode of Storage Wars where there’s a homeless guy living in the unit.
   
6. Is it just me or doesn`t anyone disappear in the Bermuda triangle anymore?
   
7. nothing says i love you like, "im going to buy you new duct tape for your taillight, what color you want? "
   
8. Relationships, Marriages, work and children are what keep alcohol companies in business.
   
9. I`m about to eat gas station breakfast. Tell my family that I love them.
   
10. The only trouble with resisting temptation is that you may not get another chance...
    
11. Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream.
    
12. Whatever you do in life, always give 100%...unless you`re donating blood...
    
13. You have no idea how funny I am to me.
    
14. It`s nice to feel wanted. Even if it`s by the FBI.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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