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1. The older the Facebook post, the creepier your “like” becomes.
   
2. If I hit snooze 3 times it should automatically send an email to my boss saying I’ll be out sick.
   
3. I’ve been a sucker for boobies since the day I was born.
   
4. Never take a laxative and a sleeping aid on the same night. dont ask me why.
   
5. I told everyone at work that I have a twin so that when I see them in public I won`t have to talk to them.
   
6. Can we just stop with the pre-sliced cheese? Is anyone so busy that they don’t have time to cut the cheese?
   
7. "She really does suck!" could be a complement in the porn industry
   
8. I`d like to give a shoutout to all the people who are going through an identity crisis, you know who you are... I think.
   
9. Lets not kid ourselves, if the zombie apocalypse broke out, there are a couple people we would swear were zombies so we could shoot them
   
10. How many Snickers are an acceptable meal replacement?
    
11. I’m glad you spent $80 on makeup to look like a $5 whore. Well done
    
12. Good neighbors do not put password on their wi-fi.
    
13. I think there should be a mandatory test at 16 that you have to pass and if not, you get neutered or spayed.
    
14. A woman just dropped a 20 dollar bill next to me. I thought, `What would Jesus do?`, so I turned it into wine ... Well, I bought wine.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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