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1. If you bend over and place your ear next to a girls vagina , you can clearly hear her say "WTF are you Doing!"
   
2. My nephew asked me what marriage was like. So I gave him a candy bar and told him not to eat it.
   
3. "Please don`t put a million dumb photos of me on your Facebook... it just annoys your friends" - Every baby
   
4. Buying new Nikes, call that soul searching
   
5. I did not say you are stupid, I just said that you have bad luck when you`re thinking.
   
6. Spoiler alert: I unplugged your fridge.
   
7. Defeat....the feeling you get when you realize the "next" level is just as hard......
   
8. If wookies have a 400 year life span, then Han Solo is basically like Chewbacca`s third dog.
   
9. I’ve got bad news: Today is not Friday, Tomorrow is not Friday, Even the day after tomorrow is not Friday.
   
10. China has largest population not because the men are extra horny nor women are extra fertile but because... Their condoms are made in China.
    
11. this isn`t the status you`re looking for
    
12. Sometimes i wish i was an octopus, so i can slap eight people @ once!
    
13. Having to cash in my State Quarter Collection`s map for gas money is reaching a new low.
    
14. If I could time-travel, forget killing baby Hitler. I`d go back to use every come back I ever thought of 10 minutes too late.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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