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Tuesday December 24, 2024


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  1. What a terrible day. I`m going to drive through puddles & splash pedestrians to make myself feel better,
  2. I`m at the "what can I make with green beans and cake mix" stage of needing groceries
  3. Change is hard. Seriously have you ever tried to bite a nickel?
  4. So after vacuuming with the new Dyson, I`m pleasantly surprised to learn that the carpet upstairs is actually hardwood.
  5. I`m really good at making poor decisions. You`re my favorite so far.
  6. Someone asked me how much love was worth and I couldn’t answer because alimony is calculated differently in each state.
  7. The only person whom a woman listens carefully & follows sincerely & does exactly as he says is a photographer
  8. There`s always cake to celebrate happy moments, but I really think cake would do better during the bad times. Got fired? Have a cake.
  9. My fridge is so full of beer ... I`m going to have to drink my way back to the food or starve.
  10. I hate when people try to make small talk on the elevator. "How`s it going?", "How about the weather?", "Where are your pants?".
  11. I need to find new reward systems besides beer and chocolate.
  12. Now reached the age where getting lucky is what happens when I can remember where I set my glasses down at
  13. The name CONstitution sounds so negative. Since `pro` is the opposite of `con` we should call it prosti..... oh wait.
  14. This is supposed to be funny but I got nothing but do me a favour and like this...Yeah, okay, IM DESPERATE -.-




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