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2. Cashiers are always checking me out.
   
3. I`m never more nervous than when I tell a doctor what I actually eat.
   
4. How about putting that screaming kid on vibrate
   
5. Enough with procrastination, it’s time for excuses.
   
6. Cant imagine the look on Obamas face when he saw `Olympus Has Fallen`..His next quote would have been.."No more Taiwans in the secret Elevetor office"
   
7. I just saw a guy with the Monster energy logo tattooed on his neck, so if your village is missing their idiot, we have him.
   
8. Whoever said "nothing is impossible" never tried to nail JELL-O to a tree.
   
9. Dont freeze your Common sense in the process of being COOL.
   
10. Whoever said "sticks and stones may break your bones but words will never hurt you" has obviously never been hit with a dictionary.
    
11. Studies show that people who want tribal tattoos are directly related to living under a rock
    
12. And then God said, "Seems unfair to have given man an extra limb so to balance it out I`ll give women the power over which to control it."
    
13. What is depression? Depression is when you buy a new hula-hoop and it fits you.
    
14. You know that look women get when they want sex ? ..........me neither.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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