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1. If my calculations are correct then someone else did them for me.
   
2. I don`t mind people sneezing in public. It`s that "Pre-sneeze face" they make that scares the hell out of me.
   
3. If you`re a vegan an atheist and a liberal, how do you choose which way to annoy people at Thanksgiving first?
   
4. Ya, Wednesday sucks but… it could be Monday!
   
5. I bet aliens would visit us more if Will Smith didn`t punch them in the head as soon as they got here.
   
6. Still don`t understand why you can`t end a company-wide email with, `Later b*tches.`
   
7. I`m outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios.
   
8. Even though I`m a guy I still get nervous when I pee on a pregnancy test.
   
9. Wind chimes? I can`t see myself saying, its too quiet, you know what`d be nice? Noise.
   
10. I live for those really small but special moments in life, like when I see the waiter bringing my food to the table.
    
11. It`s funny how many people I have in my phones contact list who all have the same name Do Not Answer.
    
12. The realization that Netflix knows me better than my closest friends....
    
13. This guy at the gym just did 3 sets of selfies.
    
14. People go to the bar hoping for 2 things...to get hammered or to get nailed.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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