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1. Just deserts: When a cashier hands you dollar bills back as change. Hold them up to the light like they do when you pay them.
   
2. twinkle twinkle little star ... point me to the nearest bar.
   
3. "We have smaller, secret pants that we wear under our normal pants..." - me explaining underwear to aliens.
   
4. Never , under any circumstances , take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. O_o
   
5. The future is much like the present, only longer.
   
6. I never make plans until I know how I am getting out of them.
   
7. Nothing is more discouraging that unappreciated sarcasm.
   
8. Of all the lies I`ve told in my life, "Just kidding" is my favorite.
   
9. “How are feeling today?” is a polite reminder that you were a mess the night before.
   
10. We should start seeing Valentine`s Day crap in the stores any minute now.
    
11. Keep reaching for the stars but please get a better deodorant.
    
12. Redneck WORD OF THE DAY: WATER My girlfriend gets mad and I don`t even know water problem is!
    
13. Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance… The five stages of waking up.
    
14. Can I get likes for no reason?
    
    
    
    
    
    

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