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Tuesday December 24, 2024


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  1. What a terrible day. I`m going to drive through puddles & splash pedestrians to make myself feel better,
  2. Imagine how frustrating it would be if Tic-Tacs were individually wrapped
  3. I think sex is probably the best stress reliever, but I haven’t beaten anyone with a baseball bat before, so I can’t be 100% sure.
  4. My internet goes out more than I do.
  5. Funny how things change with time, I used to hate spankings...
  6. The unplanned moments tend to be the best ones.
  7. Moms birthday is next week. I can’t find a card that says “I wish you loved me more than vodka.”
  8. Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
  9. Somehow, hitting the "end call" button on the cell phone just doesn`t feel nearly as good as the old days when you could slam the phone down on somebody.
  10. OMG, you guys, there`s a button on this stove that says "Stop Time". Should I press it??
  11. Don`t you wish it was as easy to adjust the brightness level on people as it is on your phone?
  12. The great thing about snow is it makes your lawn look as good as your neighbors.
  13. I think it has become obvious that medicine companies have no idea what fruit tastes like.
  14. There are two types of people in this world, those with common sense and those who have to pee on the electric fence for themselves




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