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1. Facebook game requests are like the Jehovah`s witnesses of the internet.
   
2. Everyone has their area of expert knowledge.... if any of you need tips on how to do absolutely nothing amazingly well, let me know.
   
3. Ideal roommate: Someone not smart enough to know they are paying 80% of the rent.
   
4. I have been snoring a lot lately and apparently my coworkers find it distracting
   
5. I pretend I don`t care but deep down I really still don`t care.
   
6. I`m pretty sure the whole "ladies first" thing was created by a guy just to check out girls butts.
   
7. My neighbours are loud and obnoxious. Now I know how Canada feels.
   
8. If I get an e-mail from you that says "Sent from my Blackberry" at the bottom, please understand that I`m not going to respond. I can only assume that you sent it in 2006.
   
9. Does anyone else get scared when a text reads "Can I ask you a question?"
   
10. I am as lazy as the guy who designed the Japanses Flag
    
11. My bank statement is just a visual record of bad decisions.
    
12. My closet is like 15 shirts I plan to fit into again and 1 shirt I wear every day.
    
13. Guys be like, "Lets play 21 question." Girl: Ok, what`s your favorite color? Boy: Triangle, so you a virgin?
    
14. So many fun things to say ... too many relatives on Facebook to post!
    
    
    
    
    
    

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