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1. People around me think I`m losing it. So today, I had to sit myself down and have a talk.
   
2. The irony of social media is that the majority of users are all alone.
   
3. "No I don’t need any help. I know more about booze than you do" - Me to the liquor store clerk
   
4. There’s too much blood in my caffeine system
   
5. The only people who care about my college degree are the college loan people.
   
6. Ways to get to my heart: 1) food ... that’s pretty much it
   
7. Nothing says God is forgiving like hell.
   
8. Unless otherwise stated, I have no idea what I’m talking about.
   
9. I`d take Cap`n Crunch more seriously if his eyebrows weren`t on his hat.
   
10. After joining Facebook, my TV became radio.
    
11. Just once I`d like a doctor to tell me I`m not getting enough beer in my diet.
    
12. Bran flakes. Helping pants fit better for over 100 years.
    
13. So far I’ve spent most of 2014 flipping off the weather channel.
    
14. In life you will meet all sorts of people, happy, moody, shy, loud, weird, and then there`s me So deal with it mmuhaaaaaaaahaaahaaaa that`s right !
    
    
    
    
    
    

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