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1. I`ll never understand those people who say, "I mainly use facebook for my family." And I`m thinking to myself..."Umm...isn`t that what real life is for?"
   
2. My friend is a magician, she can turn anything into an argument.
   
3. You can test my patience all you want, but I’m never going to pass.
   
4. Marriage tip: Don`t
   
5. People who drive under the speed limit are probably the same people who drink decaf.
   
6. My cat’s gonna be homeless unless he comes up with something funny to post on YouTube.
   
7. Everytime I see a mattress tied to the top of a car, I think….there’s another prostitute making a house call……
   
8. These animal crackers are crap, this elephant tastes exactly like that giraffe did.
   
9. I went for a run tonight. Sure, it was a beer run, but I did break a sweat.
   
10. If you´re cooler than me, doesnt that make me hotter than you?
    
11. Every time I see an abandoned shoe on the highway it reminds me of some of the drunken nights we use to have.
    
12. Take time to reflect upon your day. Think of all the blessings you received, and everything you may be called to testify about :)))
    
13. I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.
    
14. Ask not what your father can do for you, but what you can do for your father. Happy Fathers Day!
    
    
    
    
    
    

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