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1. "Don`t try this at home" encourages people to try it at another`s home instead.
   
2. A synonym is a word you use when you can`t remember how to spell the other word.
   
3. Vegetarians live up to nine years longer. Nine horrible, tedious, meaningless, worthless, baconless, cheeseburgerless, meatless years.
   
4. Sometimes, if you believe in something hard enough and deeply enough, nothing happens.
   
5. Judging by all the cracking and popping noises my body makes when I work out, I`d say I`m about 74% Rice Krispies.
   
6. If I could have anything in the world it would be to have the same finger prints as my enemy
   
7. Thanks, resealable packaging, but I think we both know that won`t be necessary.
   
8. “FREEZE! NOBODY MOVE!” – Mother Nature
   
9. My baby girl is so polite. I told her she needed to share and she said "No, thank you"
   
10. My alarm clock is clearly jelouse of my amazing relationship with my bed.
    
11. Sex Ed should require them to listen to a crying baby for 5 hours, and to watch the same episode of a cartoon over and over again.
    
12. I´m not insensitive, I just don´t care.
    
13. I`d like to have a child one day ... Two days, tops.
    
14. Celebrate Valentines Day responsibly, or you`ll be celebrating Thanksgiving in a maternity ward
    
    
    
    
    
    

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