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Thursday December 26, 2024


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  1. Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Kevin.
  2. That awkward moment when you get in the van... And there`s no candy.
  3. We all need to take great interest in our future because we will spend the rest of our life there.
  4. Once I made a belt out of watches. It was a waist of time.
  5. My mom wanted to talk to me about my maturity today, but she didn`t know the password to my secret fort.
  6. Just stepped outside, closed my eyes, took a deep breathe of fresh air, sipped a Dew. What a perfect morning, what could go wrong? Crap I forgot 2 put pants on!
  7. Hurricanes, Fires,Tiger running loose ... Whoever is playing Jumanji needs to wrap it up
  8. My grandma told me her joints are getting weaker, so I told her to roll them tighter.
  9. I`d be so much more successful if some of my ancestors had just married better.
  10. Do I look like Christopher Columbus? Am I guiding a ship to a new land? So, when I ask for directions, please don`t use words like "East."
  11. Whew, good thing there`s a facebook petition for ending the shutdown, or else we`d be in real trouble.
  12. All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening
  13. I robbed a bank yesterday....now the question is, what to do with all that sperm....
  14. "I trust my boyfriend, I would never go thru his phone" -girls who can`t figure out boyfriend`s passwords




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