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1. If you watch COPS backwards it`s just a bunch of people overcoming miraculous obstacles to win free drugs
   
2. If abortion is murder then are condoms kidnapping?
   
3. Lottery gives you a 1 in 200M chance of skipping work tomorrow...alcohol is 1 in 5. You play your game...I`ll play mine
   
4. Thank goodness I`m loud and obnoxious all the time, so my family can`t blame it on the alcohol.
   
5. Is there another word for synonym?
   
6. I would like to think I will die a heroic death, but it`s more likely I`ll trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.
   
7. If I had to choose between Star Wars and Star Trek, I`d probably choose beer.
   
8. My problem? Smart phones are too smart.
   
9. I thought I was losing weight, but it turned out my sweatpants had come untied.
   
10. Yes, I talk to myself...Yes, I answer myself and Yes, I argue with myself....and the makeup sex is awesome.
    
11. Best Pregnancy T-Shirt… “9 Months Sober”
    
12. I could snap at any moment. Seriously, with either hand.
    
13. Car alarms should sound like two chicks in a fight. I`d look out the window for that.
    
14. Coffee shops should have a separate line for people who are late for work.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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