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Thursday December 26, 2024


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  1. I am so thankful there is no alert that tells someone how many times I have enlarged their profile pics.
  2. That awkward moment when your screen freezes on a really embarrassing website
  3. My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. It’s called Lunch.
  4. You can’t call them “love handles” if nobody loves you
  5. I don’t cut in front of people whenever I’m waiting in long line, that’s rude. I just start dancing & grinding on them until they get all weirded out & leave. Works every time.
  6. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it´s still on the list.
  7. I think people who challenge me at Words With Friends are most impressed with my vast knowledge of three letter words.
  8. My mission is to be the first person on Facbook to have one million people on their block list. . .
  9. Since they`re loud and heavily scented already, Abercrombie & Fitch stores really are the ideal spot to go fart.
  10. I haven`t lost all of my marbles but there is definitely a hole in the bag.
  11. There would be a lot less people willing to run for public office if the losers were required to pick up all the lawn signs afterwards.
  12. You’re not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.
  13. I decided to bury the hatchet with that neighbor I never got along with. After all, it is the murder weapon.
  14. In honor of this years` Super Bowl participants respective States of residence, they`ve changed kickoff to 4:20 Eastern Standard time.




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