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1. Anyone who believes that children are our future has not been to a mall recently.
   
2. People who go jogging, you realise we have cars now, right?
   
3. Netflix doesn’t care if u showered or not
   
4. Shout out to metaphors. Without you there would only be like four songs.
   
5. If I lean to the left. I am not trying to whisper in your ear. I`m married. I`m gonna fart.
   
6. Am I the only one that always puts my wallet back into my pocket before getting my change back?
   
7. I wonder how many messengers were killed before they came up with the saying.
   
8. Families should be able to trade people, just like professional sports teams.
   
9. "Never pick a fight with an ugly person. They`ve got nothing to lose." -Robin Williams
   
10. Her: I love it when we finish each other`s Him: pancakes
    
11. DIET TIP: don’t eat chips right out of the bag. Get out just enough to eat until the pizza guy gets there.
    
12. I don’t necessarily believe in karma, but I’m gonna be extra careful crossing the street after this weekend.
    
13. I`m the type of person who will throw away the manual and ponder for 3 hours "where the hell do I start"
    
14. You know you should goto sleep when the sheep you`re counting start hitting the fence.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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