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Thursday December 26, 2024


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  1. If the planet is 4 billion plus yrs old. Is 2017 really the correct new year.
  2. I`m glad I learned about parallelograms instead of how to do taxes. It`s really come in handy this parallelogram season.
  3. My home security system is a series of paintings with the eyes cut out.
  4. Of course women dont fart. They never shut up long enough to build up pressure
  5. I’m over the 30-day ab challenge. Is there a 30-day nap challenge I can take on?
  6. If I had to describe myself in one word it would be “doesn’t know how to follow directions.”
  7. As long as there is an open textbook in front of you, nobody will question what you are doing on your laptop.
  8. I`m no mathlete, but I CAN tell you that a 6 y/o running at 8 mph chasing an ice cream truck moving at 10 mph flies 7.4 ft if you trip him.
  9. To do list- (1). Go to pet store. (2). Buy bird seeds. (3). Ask how long it will take for the birds to grow. (4). Wait for the reaction.
  10. If you tickle me, I’m not responsible for your injuries.
  11. The wife almost caught me browsing on Facebook, but I quickly clicked over to a porn site. That was close.
  12. Unless life also gives you sugar and water, your lemonade`s gonna suck!
  13. I never finish anyth...............
  14. Reasons I check my voicemail: 1% to hear the message. 99% to get rid of that annoying icon.




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