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Thursday December 26, 2024


Daily Silly Status is your home to over 25,000 silly facebook statuses!

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  1. The hardest part about being rejected is that I end up liking them even more as a person for their ability to make great decisions.
  2. Just once, I would like to see a person on a daytime talk show say, "dad was a good parent...mom was a good parent...the problem is me, I`m just a sh!thead."
  3. great minds and dirty minds have something in common, they think alike
  4. Nice try, blocked number but I don`t even answer the phone for people I know.
  5. My son just accused me of making stuff up. I wouldn`t mind but I don`t even have any children!
  6. If everything goes as planned, tonight I shall drink myself beautiful.
  7. Sorry, everyone, it looks like my Facebook account was hacked by tequila last night...
  8. Hey bartender, pour me another, I see ugly people.
  9. Facebook.. reminds me a lot of high school. Full of alcohol, drugs, jealousy, sexual frustration and a bunch of boobs I`ll never get to touch.
  10. If any of you have gotten any weird texts from me recently, its because my phone is working fine and I`m just trying to make you feel uncomfortable.
  11. Facebook should have a limit on times you can change your relationship status... After 3 it should default to "Unstable"
  12. They should just block cell phone service in movie theaters. Problem solved.
  13. Before social networking you could just completely forget someone existed and it was....GREAT!
  14. The wife has been missing a week now, police said to prepare for the worst, so I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.




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