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1. When I said make yourself at home, I meant go wash my dishes.
   
2. Is it called NASCAR because that’s the way a hillbilly pronounces “nice car?”
   
3. Its not my fault if I blame everyone for my mistakes...right?
   
4. There aren`t enough love songs about the moment you see your luggage appear at baggage claim.
   
5. I totally love and fully respect that you`re a little bit slutty
   
6. If a girl bangs ten dudes in a year she is a slut. If a guy done he`s gay. Definitely gay.
   
7. If you can´t amaze people with your intelligence, confuse them with your bullsh*t
   
8. The only instant messaging I enjoy is with my middle finger.
   
9. Objects in spandex are larger than they appear
   
10. eHarmony has a 24 month plan. How ugly do you have to be to need 2 years to find someone?
    
11. life is too short to match socks
    
12. Good neighbors do not put password on their wi-fi.
    
13. Okay I`m going to workout. Should I post about it now or after I`m done?
    
14. My entire working knowledge of automotive repair is derived from the song "The Wheels on the Bus"
    
    
    
    
    
    

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