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Thursday December 26, 2024


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  1. Good thing girls started uploading pictures next to a pool with the caption "Summer is finally here!" or we wouldn`t have known it`s summer.
  2. Political debates are great if you want to watch idiots talk to us like idiots to prove that the idiot next to them is a bigger idiot.
  3. Snakes are terrifying because they can`t trip and fall over sh!t. No creature should possess such power.
  4. This nude beach would be great!...if I wasn`t the only one participating.
  5. I hate it when the movie trailer is better than the movie itself.
  6. Drunk people are the only honest ones left.
  7. Searching Netflix is almost more of an activity than watching a movie on Netflix.
  8. It`s been discovered that 1% of the population is allergic to Gluten. The other 99% are sick and tired of hearing about it......
  9. Hey Dog Walkers, technically, that dog can walk on its own. What it can`t do is pick up it`s own poop. You`re just a poop collector.
  10. We played a lot of "Keep The Balloon In The Air" as kids, a game known to most other people as being poor.
  11. How do Amish girls know if it`s a romantic candle lit dinner or just a regular one #DeepThoughts
  12. who`s smart idea wus it to name a monkey Donkey Kong??
  13. I woke up early this morning with the strange desire to get up and exercise. Fortunately I rolled over and closed my eyes really tight and the feeling went away.
  14. I like to think that people that unfriend me wake up months later regretting that irreversible and life altering decision.




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