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Thursday December 26, 2024


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  1. I used to date a girl with a lazy eye, but she was seeing someone on the side.
  2. I enjoy long walks on the beach and that thing you just did with that banana.
  3. He turned to her, ran his hand up her thigh, across her belly and down her legs. When he turned back to watch TV, she asked "Why stop?" "I found the remote!" he replied.
  4. Make sure your goals are unattainable so you`ll feel a little better about giving up later
  5. thinks my life is becoming a very complicated drinking game.
  6. Life was much easier when apples and blackberries were fruits&& not phones
  7. If your phone doesn´t ring it´s me.
  8. One square left on the toilet roll and no extras in the cupboard. Well played, honey. Well played.
  9. Send prayers. Laura on Facebook didn`t realize she was out of syrup until AFTER the pancakes were made! It`s causing quite a stir...
  10. Just washed my car with the squeegee at the gas station.
  11. When I was a kid I slept with a nightlight... to keep away monsters who were scared of small, low wattage light bulbs.
  12. My girlfriend went to the dentist for a cavity. It`s odd since she spends so much time in the bathroom with her electric toothbrush.
  13. Girl scout cookies suck! I ate like 20 boxes of thin mints and I`m not any thinner.
  14. I spend my weekends farting in libraries and then shushing people that complain.




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