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Thursday December 26, 2024


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  1. Do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut up even when they aren`t talking?
  2. The toughest part of a job interview is finding the exact right moment to go in for the kiss.
  3. You women may be surprised to learn that making us sleep on the couch isn`t that bad. It`s kinda manly, makes us feel like we are camping......with a really angry bear nearby.
  4. I miss newspapers. It`s weird hitting a dog on the nose with an iPad
  5. Not to brag but my new mistress is a lingerie model. OK, fine. A mannequin. But she doesn`t talk much and I like that.
  6. Next time you’re asked “What’s Up” respond “A delightful animated film about a young boy and an old man who fly away to an exotic place in a balloon house.”
  7. It would be a lot easier to drink the recommended 64oz of water a day if it was beer.
  8. Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.”
  9. My boys cleaned out my car and now my change is missing. Little do they know, it costs exactly $3.63 to turn our wifi back on.
  10. I`m opening a bar called The Office. You`re welcome guys. "Be home soon sweetie, I`m at The Office"
  11. My boss told me that if I can`t show up sober then don`t bother coming to work tomorrow. Three day weekend!
  12. Studies show that men who have sex more often tend to have a longer life expectancy. Unless your wife finds out.
  13. Don`t refer to them as voices in your head. Do as the professionals and call them your `team of writers`
  14. If you would`ve told me back in 1999 that we`d still be using animated gifs in 2015, I would`ve said "Wow, what a boring conversation"




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