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1. If you make something easier for yourself they call you lazy. If you make something easier for everyone else they call you a genius.
   
2. I was pretty sure that at this point in my career I would have henchmen by now!
   
3. Forget beauty sleep. I want skinny sleep.
   
4. I`m a Leader not a follower. Unless it`s a dark place...then you`re going first!
   
5. I`m really easy to get along with, once people learn to worship me.
   
6. Mistakes married men make: 1. Doing things. 2. Not doing things. 3. Thinking about doing things. 4. Not thinking about doing things.
   
7. Have you ever make fun of someone so much, you think you should thank them for all the good times you´ve had?
   
8. About to stick a pin in your voodoo doll.... Brace yourself.
   
9. It doesn’t matter how many signs I put up around the office, HR said high five a co-worker in the face with a shovel day isn’t a thing.
   
10. Is it just me that finds it disturbing that you can accidentally make a baby but you can`t accidentally make a pizza?
    
11. More people would drink responsibly if there was a brand of beer named Responsibly.
    
12. If you mix vodka, orange juice and milk of magnesia... Do you get a Phillips screwdriver?
    
13. I wonder who Jason Waterfalls is and why did TLC not want him to go...
    
14. I doubt my inferiority complex is as good as everyone else`s
    
    
    
    
    
    

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