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Friday December 27, 2024


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  1. When a guy texts a girl “hey stranger”, what he really means is “I’ve recently thought about trying to get in your pants again.”
  2. Girl: What`s the plan, get me drunk and take advantage of me. Boy: Good, you`ve done this before
  3. I`m in therapy to learn how to deal with people who should be in therapy
  4. Sugar` is the only word in English that starts with `su` and sounds like `sh`. I`m sure of it.
  5. my 2012 new year’s resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey.
  6. I keep having this recurring nightmare that lasts 8 hours a day, Monday through Friday.
  7. slugs are snails that are going through a divorce
  8. My wife told me that her favorite position is when I lay very very still wearing a toe tag and she starts dating again
  9. Mary had a little lamb,,the midwife fainted
  10. Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming... 1. Whenever you`re wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you`re right, shut up.
  11. A smart man washes his hands after he pees. A wise man doesn`t pee on his fingers.
  12. I hate waiting until I`m dead. I want to haunt people now dammit.
  13. You don`t have to drink to have fun... Just have fun drinking!
  14. I have a confession to make... "I want to get back with my ex"...LOL Just Kidding..."I`d rather shit in my hands and clap !"




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