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1. To error is human, to forgive is divine, to keep your damn mouth shut is much appreciated.
   
2. When I say “the other day” I could mean yesterday or 5 years ago there’s no in between.
   
3. I just realized there are more toes in the world than people
   
4. I`m not saying women are smarter than men, but it`s kinda ironic that there`s so few known women serial killers and so many unsolved murders.
   
5. When I was a kid and was going to "get it" that was bad. Now I`m an adult and I`m going to "get it" :)
   
6. If I had to describe myself in one word it would be “doesn’t know how to follow directions.”
   
7. Someday you may lose your hair, you may lose your teeth, your money and even lose your mind. But one thing you will never lose – your good looks, coz you can never lose what you don’t have!
   
8. My dog acts like her entire family was murdered by a vacuum cleaner.
   
9. It turns out that 3 is the amount of times you can suck on your dentist`s finger before she stops believing that you`re doing it accidentally.
   
10. Okay kids don`t ever talk to strangers or take candy from strangers or go to stranger`s houses except on the day we worship the devil.
    
11. homework wont kill me, but why take the risk!
    
12. There`s been a whole lot of office Romance since I became self employed...
    
13. I bet when spiders see those fake green cob webs on Halloween they must be like "Ugh, tourists".
    
14. "Hey bro shotgun this beer" No I don`t drink "You wanna be cool don`t you?" I don`t drink "C`mon NERD!" Grandma PLEASE stop
    
    
    
    
    
    

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