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1. If you need help moving I am one hundred percent there for you emotionally.
   
2. Whoever said imitation is the sincerest form of flattery hasn`t had a 7yo mimicking their every word for the last 10 minutes.
   
3. So I just saw a donkey crossing the road. The cool thing was he looked both ways before crossing. What a smart a$$.
   
4. Yes we`re friends on facebook but that`s where it ends, stop trying to talk to me in real life... mom
   
5. Ninja Mode is not a plausible excuse for not being seen at work.
   
6. Amazing how many people just stroll into tattoo parlors and say “Give me the dumbest thing you can think of.”
   
7. Spread happiness by smiling at a stranger today, or flash them your boobs...... Strangers love boobs!
   
8. I`m a multi-taking procrastinator. I can put off all kinds of things all at once.
   
9. Sometime when I`m home alone I like to fill my bathtub with spaghetti and pretend I`m a meatball.!
   
10. Zoning out is your brain’s way of saying “You look bored. Let me take you to a better place.”
    
11. I have problems cleaning my house because I get distracted by all the fun things I find.
    
12. They say you`ve got to spend money to make money. Feel like there`s some middle step I`ve been missing?
    
13. Seriously, it’s almost 2014, can we please get some waterproof phones? I would like to text in the shower.
    
14. I`ll be glad when it`s warm enough to pee outside
    
    
    
    
    
    

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