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Friday December 27, 2024


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  1. As you Mature... you learn that you cannot make someone love you.. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in..
  2. My dad taught me righty tighty, lefty loosie.... that`s why I never dated left handed chicks.
  3. Texting while driving is incredibly stupid and dangerous ... You`re practically begging for typos.
  4. I`ve been struggling with my laziness. I can`t decide if I should sit down and do nothing or lie down and do nothing.
  5. When I say ‘it’s a long story’, it doesn’t mean it’s actually a long story. It means I just don’t want to tell you.
  6. Facebook is serious. I put more thought into whether or not to accept a friend request than whether or not to sleep with someone.
  7. Someday you may lose your hair, you may lose your teeth, your money and even lose your mind. But one thing you will never lose – your good looks, coz you can never lose what you don’t have!
  8. Its amazing how many people respond to "Hey Dumba$$!"
  9. Anyone else has a plastic bag at home full of plastic bags?
  10. I haven`t lost all of my marbles but there is definitely a hole in the bag.
  11. Facebook should have a limit on times you can change your relationship status... After 3 it should default to "Unstable"
  12. NASCAR pit crews are always retiring. Let it sink in: now laugh
  13. Hey, sorry I`m late ... I didn`t want to come
  14. I wouldn`t say I`m a stalker so much as I am a covert observation enthusiast.




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