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1. "Ramen." - Scooby Doo finishing a prayer.
   
2. Wow!!! Thank you guy on Facebook I went to high school with and haven`t spoken to in 14 years, you really changed my mind about this upcoming election....
   
3. My internet went down for about 5 minutes earlier....so I talked to my family.....they seem like nice people!
   
4. I DON`T UNDERSTAND IT! WHY THE F*CK WOULD SOMEBODY BREAK INTO A HOUSE JUST TO STEAL A REMOTE CON - Never mind, I found it.
   
5. "Hey, man, just called to see when you`re going to commercial. Now? Ok, us too." -Radio Stations
   
6. Tuna are probably pretty annoyed with how much we worry about catching dolphins in our tuna nets.
   
7. My wife made me coffee this morning & winked at me when she handed me the cup. I`ve never been more scared of a drink in all my life.
   
8. I just found love.....its on page 369 in dictionary
   
9. Not sure yet why this cookie dough has baking instructions on the package.
   
10. ATTENTION: Upon further consideration, I am once again pushing back the debut of my summer beach bod. Thank you for your patience.
    
11. Sometimes I meet people and feel sorry for their dog.
    
12. If it`s any consolation, your Doppelganger is probably having a really awesome day.
    
13. I`m doing a charity gig tonight for people who struggle to achieve orgasm. Don`t worry if you can`t come
    
14. I drank so much vodka last night I woke up with a Russian accent.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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