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1. My car is so old the high beam switch is on the floor...
   
2. The sooner you fall behind the more time you´ll have to catch up.
   
3. With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.
   
4. What did the Japanese man say to the other Japanese man? Something in Japanese,
   
5. Why is it called stealing when your WIFI is trespassing in my house?
   
6. I`m so broke, if somebody tried to rob me right now, they would just be practicing.
   
7. Happiness is using an ATM and finding a receipt left by someone with an account balance lower than yours.
   
8. Never hire a color blind Bomb Technician.
   
9. Police ordered me to get out of my car `You`re staggering` said the officer .`you`re not to bad looking yourself` I replied
   
10. I think you people lied to me...exactly how much of this hair of the dog do I have to eat before this hangover goes away?
    
11. I bet every guy would be faithful if God took an inch off his d!ck every time he cheated...
    
12. You ever think that maybe the reason geese are always honking is because they`re flying too close together?
    
13. The early bird gets the worm. But the second mouse gets the cheese.
    
14. I`ve stopped drinking for good. I only drink for evil now.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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