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Friday December 27, 2024


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  1. I feel bad for lions at zoos. How would you feel if a bunch of pizzas came to your house, took your picture, and you couldn`t even eat them.
  2. In my most recent survey,,, four out of five women talked crap about the fifth one whenever she was out of earshot.
  3. I`m all over that like a fat kid on a Smarty
  4. Handle every stressful situation like a Dog.....Pee on it and walk away.
  5. If I was a Jedi there is a 100% chance that I would use the Force inappropriately.
  6. This year for Lent I`m giving up hanging out with all the people who gave up drinking for Lent.
  7. Stupidity should be painful...really!!!
  8. Being the fat guy at McDonald`s is like being the muscle guy at the gym. People stay out of your way cause they know you mean business.
  9. I`m off to get my beauty sleep. Yeah, I know...I`m already so beautiful you can`t stand it! I promise...a little more isn`t lethal...yet! ;) Goodnight!
  10. My mother in law called me today and said? ”Come quick. I think I’m dying” I said, ”Call me back when you’re sure”.
  11. Silence is Golden, unless you`re married.. Then Silence is Suspicious.
  12. Instead of walking faster when someone holds a door open for me, I slow down to test their door holding resolve.
  13. I went for window shopping , and guest what , I bought four windows....
  14. I`m awesome ... Don`t question it, just deal with it.




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