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Thursday January 02, 2025


Daily Silly Status is your home to over 25,000 silly facebook statuses!

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  1. How do I tell my boss I don`t want to do work anymore but still want money.
  2. I learned how to kiss passionately by practicing on my hand, but now it just uses me for sex.
  3. If a girl can kick your a$$ at video games, she’s a keeper.
  4. I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat.
  5. OMG! A CUSTOMER ALMOST DIED IN FRONT OF ME TODAY!! But then I counted to 10 and put the scissors back in the drawer. She never even knew.
  6. When you drink Vodka over ice, it can give you kidney failure, When you drink Rum over ice, it can give you liver failure, When you drink Whiskey over ice, it can give you heart problems, When you drink Gin over ice, it can give you brain problems. Apparently, ice is really bad for you.
  7. How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you’re on.
  8. LIKE if you talk to yourself and laugh because you’re just that hilarious.
  9. I don’t mind going to work. It’s that eight-hour wait to go home that bugs me.
  10. You know what I hate? People who answer their own questions.
  11. Just once I`d like a doctor to tell me I`m not getting enough beer in my diet.
  12. Lord please give me the strength not to go all Dexter on this mother f%#*er ... Amen
  13. No thanks, Inspirational guy, but I am only on Facebook for the jokes and the meltdowns.
  14. Being in hot water isn`t so bad if you throw in some bubbles and a glass of champagne.




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