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1. Are nap dates a thing? Because that`s something I can work with...
   
2. My brother took going to jail really badly. He refused food, drinks. He spat and swore at anyone who came near him and started throwing things everywhere. After that we NEVER played monopoly again.
   
3. Its not my fault if I blame everyone for my mistakes...right?
   
4. How can you tell if a smurf has the blues?
   
5. I’m still waiting for the episode of Storage Wars where there’s a homeless guy living in the unit.
   
6. Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza
   
7. Random Thought: How do bats hang upside down without crapping on themselves?
   
8. Hillybilly Word Of The Day.."Twerk"..."Welp, I`m done with lunch so I`d better get back twerk!"
   
9. There`s a word for people like you and that word is "leave."
   
10. Beer is the answer...but I can`t remember the question.
    
11. This beer sure tastes like I`m on vacation next week!
    
12. Honk if you want to see my finger.
    
13. Life is all about tough decisions such as… Getting enough sleep or staying on the internet.
    
14. I need to put someone on my weekend to-do list
    
    
    
    
    
    

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