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Sunday January 05, 2025


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  1. I just had a conversation with my-self...but it just turned into an argument. I think it`s that time of the month...
  2. Does this green St Patrick`s Day beer count as a vegetable.
  3. Hi I’m a spider & I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can.
  4. Edward Scissorhands will never win a game of rock, paper, scissors.
  5. They should put Prince on the $20 bill and call it $19.99... It`s "The bill formerly known as a twenty."
  6. If I wasn`t supposed to have vodka for breakfast they shouldn`t have made it taste so good with orange juice.
  7. $5.99 Trojan condoms or $19.99 Huggies diapers. Choose wisely...
  8. If anyone is looking for an unlicensed helicopter pilot give me a call. . .
  9. Well it’s time to go from sitting on my office chair, to sitting in traffic, to sitting on my couch. I’m very skilled at sitting.
  10. Your mother never saw the irony in calling you son of a bitch.
  11. The lady next to me in the elevator told me to press One. That was the last thing I remembered
  12. I think my other three stove burners are becoming jealous of front-right.
  13. You know you had an interesting day when your Google search history includes "rubber panda".
  14. A friend suggested I see a therapist but the truth is, I like being f*cked up.




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