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1. "I`d like a bowl of soup please." "Any sides?" "I hope so, or it`ll go EVERYWHERE."
   
2. Flat screens are nice and all, but they`ll never compare to the television/record player/ liquor cabinet combo extravaganza we had as kids.
   
3. Lazy fact #128540162, You were too lazy to read that number.
   
4. Things I didn`t learn in high school... how to pay bills buy a house apply for college but thank goodness I can graph a polynomial function.
   
5. He died doing what he loved: telling me I`m overreacting.
   
6. Not to brag, but they know me by name at the liquor store and the police station.
   
7. NO, I didn`t say you WERE stupid. I said, you ARE stupid. There is nothing past tense about it.
   
8. Shout out to all the ladies at church today in the same clothes from the club last night.
   
9. The bears had it right choosing to hibernate all winter.
   
10. I should be asleep, but there are a lot of things I should be.
    
11. Girl: I have changed my mind. Boy: Thank God! Does the new one work?
    
12. I have many talents... For example: Sleeping.
    
13. In fact, yes, l can multitask. I can screw up several things at once.
    
14. I had your cake and ate it too.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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