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1. It`s called "Biscotti" because nobody would buy "chocolate covered croutons".
   
2. What flavor is this Harlem Shake you speak of?
   
3. A Smart car Zoomed past me And vanished into a pothole.
   
4. I`m looking for a girlfriend that likes me for my money, but is really bad at math...
   
5. Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning.
   
6. Holding my breath until someone likes this status.
   
7. Waiting for the day when a girl finally says that I’m “the one,” but isn’t talking to a police officer.
   
8. I wonder how many identical twins are walking around now with the wrong names because their parents got them confused as infants and never figured it out.
   
9. I’m thinking of leaving my body to science. Even scientists need a good laugh now and then.
   
10. Life is simple. Eat. Sleep. Update Facebook status.
    
11. I just spent ten minutes waving back to a guy in a storefront window before I realized he was just cleaning the glass.
    
12. People who say "I hate to bother you" need to learn to hate it a little bit more.
    
13. Be the type of gentleman that holds the door open for your girl, but smacks her ass as she walks in.
    
14. How long do I have to lay on the couch in the same position before I can call it "yoga"?
    
    
    
    
    
    

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