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1. You can`t buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream, and that`s kind of the same thing.
   
2. This bank pen tastes like it`s been in a lot of other people`s mouths
   
3. The length of your "About me" section on Facebook is directly proportional to how annoying you are in real life.
   
4. Ever since I installed Adblocker, I have been severely depressed. Hot singles in my area are no longer interested in me.
   
5. I`m not a control freak. I just know what`s best...for everyone.
   
6. I dare you to spit on this status.
   
7. You can tell a lot about someone by whether they read HP as horsepower or hit points.
   
8. I want to grow my own food but I can`t find any bacon seeds.
   
9. I wish I had my own private chauffeur. . . . Then I could really commit to being an alcoholic!
   
10. Auto correct changed "group hug" to "grope hug" and I`m not in charge of the team-building exercises any more.
    
11. If only someone on the internet would give me their opinion on the election.
    
12. I`ll never understand women. They hate when you ask their age, but get mad if you forget their birthday.
    
13. Receipts are just short-stories about how stupid you are with money.
    
14. Pizza is like sex, when it is good it`s very good, When it`s bad...it`s still pretty good.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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