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1. Does the Food Network deliver?
   
2. Tip: When you’re not famous, people don’t let you pay for things with an autographed napkin.
   
3. I hate when its dark and my brain is like “Hey you know what we haven’t thought of in a while?” Monsters.
   
4. I hate it when I mentally undress a woman and my OCD kicks in and I start folding her clothes.
   
5. Just think about all the stuff you aren`t thinking about.
   
6. Your so vain...you probably think this post is about you
   
7. Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing & they live for 150 years. Lesson learned
   
8. Your things are terrific.
   
9. The synonym for `reality` is `offline`
   
10. When I order pizza online and there’s a “Notes” box I put “Ring bell, Cross moat, SLAY DRAGON”
    
11. I can’t believe that all these “single ladies in my area” want to meet me, must be due to all the “free Ipads” I’ve been winning.
    
12. You know who your true friends are when they call you at 3AM just to tell you they love you and that their drunk...
    
13. I will probably die as a result of being sarcastic to the wrong person at the wrong time.
    
14. Wait, whaddya mean... cookie dough can be baked? Seriously?
    
    
    
    
    
    

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