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Monday December 30, 2024


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  1. I always like to keep a nice photo of myself for my Facebook profile pic because that is the picture that will be splashed all over the news when I finally go off the deep end.
  2. Carrots are a great thing to eat when you are hungry and want to stay that way.
  3. Practice safe text – use commas and never miss a period.
  4. A yawn is a silent scream for coffee!
  5. Remember if you ask me to put sun lotion on your back, I am definitely drawing something dirty while I`m back there.
  6. If you ever find lotion on a guy`s night stand, it`s not because he wants to moisturize his skin.
  7. Turning on your lights and siren after you lose a drag race is just poor sportsmanship.
  8. At the start of every relationship many girls treat their boys as a GOD but later the alphabets are reversed
  9. Covers on, too hot. Covers off, too cold. One foot out would prolly be ok, but I don’t wanna be dragged from bed paranormal activity style.
  10. Every night before bed I do this cute little thing where I stare at the Internet for 6.5 hours
  11. I wasn`t going to get so many groceries, but there was a new girl working today and she took my check.
  12. Okay, enough procrastination. Time for excuses.
  13. What an intoxicated Schwarzenegger might say to a police officer: "I`m an IDIOT you COP!"
  14. I`m starting to think that adult supervision is a myth. In fact, my eyes seem to be getting worse.




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