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1. I’m single by choice. Not my choice, but still a choice!
   
2. I wish I had a friend like me
   
3. If you use karate instead of a knife your wife won`t ask you to cut the vegetables anymore
   
4. "How much for the man cave?" "Sir that`s a doghouse." "Can you install cable?"
   
5. Got arrested at the airport last week. Apparently, security doesn`t appreciate it when you call "shotgun" before boarding a plane.
   
6. I used to have superpowers but the psychiatrist took them away.
   
7. I don´t like people who can´t make fun of themselves. It just makes more work for me.
   
8. Remember waffles are just pancakes ribbed for your pleasure
   
9. I tried kickboxing, but I couldn`t get the hang of walking with boxing gloves on my feet.
   
10. I didn`t break the rules. They were broken when I got here.
    
11. Stop calling them rednecks. The term is NASCAR-Americans. Y`all.
    
12. I went to the missing persons` beurau. No one was there.
    
13. To be clever can be difficult without caffiene.
    
14. My therapist keeps saying that I should really stop talking to inanimate objects.....but he`s a lamp...what does he know....
    
    
    
    
    
    

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