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1. It`s pretty cool how vodka always has such `great` ideas.
   
2. If you`ve never played Tetris, you`re probably useless at loading a dishwasher
   
3. Debt doesn`t buy happiness either.
   
4. If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.
   
5. If you have attention deficit disorder, throwing boomerangs isn`t for you.
   
6. I want to grow my own food but no one makes pizza seeds.
   
7. I can`t decide what`s more embarrassing - the fact that I still live out of a suitcase, or that I`m a professional ventriloquist dummy.
   
8. This donut scented car freshener will more than pay for itself next time I get pulled over.
   
9. When I have to make a difficult decision in life I think what would grandma do, then I leave home in my nightie & shout at random strangers.
   
10. Whenever you feel sad, just remember that somewhere in this world there`s an idiot pulling a door that says "PUSH"..
    
11. HR have advised that I’m not allowed to ask my chubby co-workers if they ate my missing stapler.
    
12. I love the gym this time of year. The newbies make me look like a Victoria Secret model.
    
13. Car alarms should sound like two chicks in a fight. I`d look out the window for that.
    
14. Violence is never the answer. Unless the question is `What is never the answer?`
    
    
    
    
    
    

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