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Saturday January 04, 2025


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  1. Perhaps Nicki Minaj just lost a series of bets.
  2. I always stop to help women broke down. I don`t know sh!t about cars, but I do know how a good porno starts off!
  3. My life`s paradox: I love sleeping, but I never want to go to bed early.
  4. The United States is probably the only country in the world where people need energy drinks to sit in front of a computer all day.
  5. Sober me makes plans and drunk me cancels them. Its a good system.
  6. Are you one of those people that get hurt from things posted on Facebook? You can easily avoid that by keeping your a$$ off of Facebook.
  7. Found out today your supposed to urinate on a jellyfish sting, not a jelly stain. Sorry lady at waffle house....just trying to help.
  8. My favorite thing about decorative towels is how you`re not allowed to use them. Because nothing says class like useless towels.
  9. Anyone want to be fake engaged for two hours so we can eat cake samples?
  10. What if , one day you randomly wake up and realize that you`re whole life was just a dream.
  11. Home sounds like a nice place, until they say they`re going to put you in one.
  12. My buddy asked me the other night if he could crash on my couch. I had to explain to him that I`m married now and thats were I sleep...
  13. I never finish anyth...............
  14. Sharks aren’t so bad. If some stranger entered my house wearing only a Speedo, I would probably attack him too.




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