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1. Do not treat a woman like an object. It hates that...
   
2. Whenever I see people doing sign language, I assume they are discussing the best way to murder the rest of us and steal our ears.
   
3. I hate when I get to work and I`m at work.
   
4. Friends are like snowflakes.... if you pee on them they disappear.
   
5. Got kicked out of Ziggy`s. " supposably" your not allowed to stand on their scales. Says I broke them. On the brighter side I weigh 135900 grams
   
6. Don`t be embarrassed by who you are. Unless you`re stupid. Then you`re pretty much screwed.
   
7. If it`s really the thought that counts, we`re ALL screwed. LOL ;)
   
8. Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but my boss just gets mad when I don`t come into work.
   
9. Funny word combinations :Clearly misunderstood, Exact estimate, Small crowd, Act naturally, Found missing, Fully empty and above all ... Happily Married
   
10. I would offer moral support ... But my morals are questionable.
    
11. Dishes are like boyfriends. My roommate should really stop doing mine
    
12. If you see me smiling in public it means I’m laughing at the jokes I tell myself in my head.
    
13. Hibernation should be a human thing too.
    
14. I thought 50 shades of gray was just a makeup application guide for goth chicks
    
    
    
    
    
    

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