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1. There are no bad pictures. That`s just how your face looks sometimes.
   
2. I enjoy shopping online because at least I don`t have to act all shocked when my credit card gets declined.
   
3. My coworker`s inspire me to drink on the job.
   
4. Things to do today.....pet all the spiders in my house at least twice with my shoe.
   
5. I put a dollar in one of those change machines once. Nothing changed.
   
6. Picked up a hitchhiker last night. He said thanks how do you know I’m not a serial killer? I replied the chances of two serial killer’s being in the same car are astronomical.
   
7. Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes.
   
8. Momma didn`t raise no fool. I did this all on my own.
   
9. Agreeing to disagree is lame. Let’s agree to take turns slapping each other until one of us admits we were wrong.
   
10. Hooters does have hot girls, but the Subway girls are the real wife material.
    
11. I don`t let my friends do stupid things... ALONE
    
12. I wouldn`t mind all the penis enlargement emails if they weren`t coming from my wife.
    
13. My Christmas present to all of you? I took a naked selfie and deleted it.
    
14. thinks that 100-calorie packs have just enough cookies to piss me off!!
    
    
    
    
    
    

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