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Sunday January 05, 2025


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  1. If laziness was a sport, I would win first. Except I would have to send someone to except my medal.
  2. Alright, I admit it. Sometimes when I wave my hands in the air, I actually do care.
  3. Do you know who invented the Knock Knock joke? I don`t know either, but whoever did should get a no bell prize.
  4. Make sure your goals are unattainable so you`ll feel a little better about giving up later
  5. If you stop at a yellow light I`m going to assume you have something illegal in your car.
  6. My dog’s ratio of digging holes in my yard to finding buried treasure is not where I’d like it to be.
  7. Always love a woman for her personality. They have like ten so you can choose.
  8. Interviewer: Have any weaknesses? Me: Bullets I: No, I mean… M: Knives I: I don’t think y… M: probably evil dragons I: … M: Focusing.
  9. No matter which path you choose, there will always be some asshole in front of you trying to make a left.
  10. Hey, how long are you supposed to chase someone after they steal your wallet? Cause I`m getting tired of running and he`s catching up to me.
  11. Tried to plug my charger in the wrong hole. Siri was like STOP " I don`t do that ".
  12. My ex was in a swimming competition with 19 other women today. They were doing the breaststroke. Unfortunately, she came in last place. She didn`t know she could have used her arms!
  13. Made the decision that I`m done having kids. Yet every morning I wake up and there they are asking me for breakfast.
  14. No one on Earth has a higher tolerance to cold temperatures than someone who wants to smoke a cigarette.




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