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1. "Just be yourself" doesn`t work if you suck.
   
2. Welcome back to plastic surgery anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces here today.
   
3. Refusing to go to the gym counts as resistance training, right?
   
4. Perhaps your whole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others
   
5. Do these `Skinny Jeans` make my blood circulation look more than purple or less than purple?
   
6. Ladies, if you are really good at blow jobs, you don’t have to pretend to like football.
   
7. You know you`ve picked the right friends if no one has nominated you for the ice bucket challenge
   
8. If someone tells you “it’s better than sex” they’re not doing the sex right.
   
9. I can cope with voices in my head but the voices outside my head drive me crazy.
   
10. The only exercise I`ve done this month is running out of money
    
11. If goldfish crackers actually tasted like goldfish-- wait, I just realized I`ve never tasted a goldfish. What if the crackers are accurate?
    
12. You ever think that maybe the reason geese are always honking is because they`re flying too close together?
    
13. One time I exaggerated so hard that I died.
    
14. Some days you just can`t get home to your liquor fast enough
    
    
    
    
    
    

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