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1. Honesty is the best policy, but insanity makes for a better legal defense.
   
2. Love putting on underwear fresh out of the dryer. They`er so warm and cozy, and it`s fun to scan the laundromat and guess whose they are.
   
3. I keep forgetting how bad my memory has become
   
4. Sometimes I think of something so wrong and inappropriate that my little black heart skips a beat with delight.
   
5. The responsibility of taking out the trash should be left to the person who runs out of ways to fit more trash in the bag.
   
6. I keep having this recurring nightmare that lasts 8 hours a day, Monday through Friday.
   
7. My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn`t walk to the donut shop.
   
8. I regret buying that straight jacket now. I thought it would look good on me but I just couldn`t pull it off...
   
9. Either my cat is speaking English or that was not a vitamin I took....
   
10. How come dogs aren’t ticklish?
    
11. Me: You’re the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen. Her: You just want to have sex with me. Me: And you’re smart too, I like that.
    
12. Boobs are to men what light bulbs are to moths.
    
13. The problem with coffee is trying to make it when you haven`t had any yet.
    
14. I wonder who the first person was to see an egg come out of a chickens butt and think...`That looks tasty, I`m gonna eat that.`
    
    
    
    
    
    

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