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Friday March 07, 2025


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  1. Say what you want about Kim and Kanye naming their daughter North West. That kid is headed straight to the top. And slightly to the left.
  2. I tried to log in on my ipad. Turns out it was an Etch-a-Sketch and I don`t own an ipad. Also, I`m out of vodka.
  3. Christmas came early this year! My neighbor just upgraded our internet speed... I mean his internet speed. Or whatever...
  4. Remember that there’s always someone cooler, smarter, stronger or sexier than you. That would be me.
  5. The problem with the world today is that intelligent people are too smart to have children.
  6. I like to smile at people who don`t like me because I`m an asshole
  7. One thing I think the world can agree upon… Any day when you can stay in pajamas the whole time is a good day.
  8. U still drunk from last night or did u get a new buzz going this morning.
  9. Likes doing tokyo drifts with the shopping carts when I round the corner of each isle at Walmart.
  10. a walk in the woods helps me to relax and release tension the fact that I`m dragging a body behind me should be irrelevant.
  11. I ordered a pizza when my wife went into labor. Thad ad said, "buy a pizza, and get free delivery.
  12. If I get hurt playing Wii Sports, that`s still a sports injury, right?
  13. What if firemen acted like policemen and just drove around shooting water at anyone who looked like they might catch on fire.
  14. Well if you didn`t want me to fall in love with you, why did you tell me you had nachos?




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