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1. Black ice is just like regular ice except it dies first in movies.
   
2. See, this is why I never like too wake up, it means doing things.
   
3. My cat probably thinks I`m cleaning my ice cream...
   
4. Have you noticed that it`s only the married squirrels that hurl themselves in front of your car......
   
5. My car doesn’t have a passenger airbag but don’t worry, if we get in an accident all the McDonalds napkins in the glove box will cushion you
   
6. If you never used that plastic thing that keeps pizza from sticking to the box lid as GI Joe`s poker table you`re too mature for me.
   
7. Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind.
   
8. The longest five seconds in anyone’s life is waiting to press the “Skip Ad” button on YouTube.
   
9. I will give you unconditional love as soon as you meet my list of demands.
   
10. It`s gonna be hotter than Billy Ray Cyrus after watching his daughters performance on the VMA`s tomorrow!
    
11. It feels like one of them days..... ya know? When you wanna fart and blame the other person for it!
    
12. When someone tries to tell me they can`t do something, I`m like "you ever hear of the Power of Grayskull?"
    
13. Adam didn`t take any crap from Eve. He wore the plants in that relationship
    
14. Common sense is like deodorant....The people who need it most never use it.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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